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Tuesday, March 31, 2026

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Patch Notes — Reality v2026.2

Changelog for the latest update to human civilization

  • FIXED: Bug where users experienced “job security” for more than 2 consecutive quarters.
  • DEPRECATED: Entry-level positions. All roles now require 5+ years experience with tools released 6 months ago.
  • KNOWN ISSUE: Utica, NY residents still experiencing “winter” despite multiple complaints filed since 1793.
  • ROLLED BACK: Update that accidentally gave Alexa unsolicited opinions about your marriage.