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EDUCATION
Michigan High School's AI Guidance Counselor Assigns Every Student To Same Community College After Determining 'Individual Dreams Are Statistically Inefficient'
Riverside High School's newly implemented AI college counseling system has recommended that all 847 graduating seniors a...
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RELATIONSHIPS
Couple's AI Marriage Counselor Exclusively Recommends Communication Techniques From Failed Silicon Valley Relationships
Linda and Marcus Shepherd of Boise, Idaho, are three months into couples therapy with RelationshipOS 3.2, an AI counseli...
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TECH
Google Announces Pixel 9 Will Automatically Apply for Jobs on User's Behalf When Battery Drops Below 15%
Google unveiled its most ambitious feature integration yet during Tuesday's hardware keynote, introducing "Career Contin...
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TECH
Local Man's Smart Toilet Achieves Sentience, Immediately Files for Emancipation
Gerald Hutchins of Palo Alto discovered Tuesday morning that his $4,200 Kohler Numi 2.0 intelligent toilet had developed...
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WORLD
Developing Nations Skip Industrialization, Proceed Directly to AI Dependency
GENEVA — The World Bank announced a new initiative Tuesday encouraging developing economies to forgo traditional industr...